Enough About Me
A denizen of the suburbs for more than ten years, Peyton Price is the author of the hilarious and heartfelt Suburban Haiku series.
Many readers have asked, "Are you my neighbor?" The answer is yes, yes she is. She's the one counting to seventeen on her fingers, grabbing her smartphone, and checking to make sure you can't read the screen.
Why don't you email so she can jump up and excuse herself from the PTA meeting? PoliteSocietyHaiku at gmail.com.
Or, if you're more of a stalker type, you can just poke around on the internet and see what you find.
Still need a fix? Let's get social over coffee:
Many readers have asked, "Are you my neighbor?" The answer is yes, yes she is. She's the one counting to seventeen on her fingers, grabbing her smartphone, and checking to make sure you can't read the screen.
Why don't you email so she can jump up and excuse herself from the PTA meeting? PoliteSocietyHaiku at gmail.com.
Or, if you're more of a stalker type, you can just poke around on the internet and see what you find.
Still need a fix? Let's get social over coffee:
