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Problems, solved

7/17/2014

 
I had an epiphany. My entire life, I've thought, "I am terrible at math." I panic when someone asks me for the time. But what I realized yesterday is that I am excellent at math. Like, I'm a genius at solving equations of the mom variety. And here's the crazy part: YOU ARE, TOO.
Here's the proof. (See what I did there? Proof? Get it?) Here are Five Math Problems Every Mom Can Solve on NickMom.
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So then I got on a roll with all kinds of problems, like the ones I have when I'm wearing a maxi dress. Life is hard, y'all. Allow me and Nick Mom to make it a little easier for you with these Reasons to Never Ever Wear a Maxi Dress.
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Speaking of maxi, do you ever feel overwhelmed in the feminine hygiene aisle? Do not fear. Once again I have all the answers in this "Flow Chart" explaining Which Feminine Product Should You Buy? on In the Powder Room.




So there you have it. Problems, solved.

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