Maybe it's the year that I'm over this charade. WAIT WAS THAT CLOONEY? #ERedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 11, 2015 #TinaandAmy look like eccentric aunties who struck good fortune. #ERedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 11, 2015 If you have to say your look is old Hollywood you must be new here. #ERedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 11, 2015 Oh Keira Nightley. Project Runway challenge? Doilies and fish lures? #ERedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 She seems so sincere, that Jennifer Aniston. Must not be Botoxed. #RedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Every Globe actress had a meeting earlier: "Hold your arms like this." #RedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Gina Rodriguez is in the best tv show that you're not watching. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Color me surprised. It's the one and only Prince whispering winners. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Thank you, Kevin Hart. And now please walk over here and take a drug test. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Patricia Arquette with glasses and a paper and her own real flesh. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Maggie Gyllenhall proving it is possible to re-wear bridemaids. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 She thanks her agents which triggers the music cue OH AND MY HUSBAND. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Hello, George Clooney. I've got an award for you. It's right over here. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 The room must be hot. Their makeup is sliding off leaving only bones. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Michael Keaton wins. The audience is giddy. Getting toward the end! #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Wes Anderson wins and gives the quirky twee speech we were waiting for. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Julianne Moore wins and stands up there all perfect doing perfection. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Stephen Hawking wins or the actor who plays him. Not good at physics. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Boyhood wins the prize. Never give up on your dreams at least for 12 years.
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 Now your local news. Back to murder and mayhem and wintry weather. @NotNewsTeamNews
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015 
