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I tweeted the Golden Globes so you don't have to

1/12/2015

 

Maybe it's the year that I'm over this charade. WAIT WAS THAT CLOONEY? #ERedCarpet

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 11, 2015

#TinaandAmy look like eccentric aunties who struck good fortune. #ERedCarpet

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 11, 2015

If you have to say your look is old Hollywood you must be new here. #ERedCarpet

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 11, 2015

Oh Keira Nightley. Project Runway challenge? Doilies and fish lures? #ERedCarpet

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

She seems so sincere, that Jennifer Aniston. Must not be Botoxed. #RedCarpet

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Every Globe actress had a meeting earlier: "Hold your arms like this." #RedCarpet

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Gina Rodriguez is in the best tv show that you're not watching. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Color me surprised. It's the one and only Prince whispering winners. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Thank you, Kevin Hart. And now please walk over here and take a drug test. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Patricia Arquette with glasses and a paper and her own real flesh. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Maggie Gyllenhall proving it is possible to re-wear bridemaids. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

She thanks her agents which triggers the music cue OH AND MY HUSBAND. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Hello, George Clooney. I've got an award for you. It's right over here. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

The room must be hot. Their makeup is sliding off leaving only bones. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Michael Keaton wins. The audience is giddy. Getting toward the end! #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Wes Anderson wins and gives the quirky twee speech we were waiting for. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Julianne Moore wins and stands up there all perfect doing perfection. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Stephen Hawking wins or the actor who plays him. Not good at physics. #GoldenGlobes

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Boyhood wins the prize. Never give up on your dreams at least for 12 years.

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

Now your local news. Back to murder and mayhem and wintry weather. @NotNewsTeamNews

— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015

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