"According to my teenage son, I ruin everything. (And if you have a kid between the ages of say, oh, 11 and 18, I’m sure you’ve heard this one before, too.) But since I’m just so good at it, here’s my guide to ruining the latest thing your teen (and every other kid in the world) is currently obsessed with right now: Pokémon Go."
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