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Family matters

6/20/2014

 
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It's official. I'm hilarious. For this I thank Leigh Ann Torres and allParenting.com, who somehow saw fit to include me on a list of truly Hilarious Moms Around The Web.

When I shared this exciting news with my son, he replied, "No, you're not. You never say anything funny." I must have looked confused, because he went on to explain that my only joke is, "What do ninjas like to drink? wa-TAAAAA!" (which is a very good joke, by the way, and you know it). Life is hard when your family is not in your target demographic.

Since I clearly have this family thing all figured out, you might as well benefit. On NickMom today, I'm decoding what your mother-in-law really means in that friendly email. Think before you click: Can you handle the truth? If not, maybe you'd better stick with haiku.



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