
When I shared this exciting news with my son, he replied, "No, you're not. You never say anything funny." I must have looked confused, because he went on to explain that my only joke is, "What do ninjas like to drink? wa-TAAAAA!" (which is a very good joke, by the way, and you know it). Life is hard when your family is not in your target demographic.
Since I clearly have this family thing all figured out, you might as well benefit. On NickMom today, I'm decoding what your mother-in-law really means in that friendly email. Think before you click: Can you handle the truth? If not, maybe you'd better stick with haiku.