It happens every time, right? You try to sneak a quick stop at the grocery store after camp drop off but before hair and makeup and there she is. Precisely the buffed, polished, and perfectly coiffed “friend” you were trying to avoid. And her mother-in-law.
Over on Lifetime Moms, I've got the Five Best Excuses for Why You Left the House Looking Like That. Read, memorize, be prepared. You're welcome.
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