The delightful Julianna W. Miner of Mommyland Rants and I sure have. Like holidays observed all over the world, the Hallmark Holidays have certain traditions that must be followed. To sort out the true believers from the once-a-year popper-inners, we developed a little quiz:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that attractive single people fall in love at Christmas when it snows. Your true love is definitively confirmed when:
(a) You bump heads while ice skating or tying a bow.
(b) He/she gently wipes a smear of cookie frosting off your cheek.
(c) You met 20 years ago in an echoing flashback but neither one of you remembers a thing about it...yet.
(d) Your sassy and eccentric best friend/wise old uncle/tipsy grandmother tricks you into spending time alone together.
(e) You end up in a car in a snowstorm with a stranger, far from home with no cell phone or ability to reach your family.*
*Note: Careful! If this is on Lifetime instead of Hallmark, it could be an abduction/ritual killing.
Finish the Hallmark Holiday Quiz and see how well you know the rules. On Huffington Post Comedy.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that attractive single people fall in love at Christmas when it snows. Your true love is definitively confirmed when:
(a) You bump heads while ice skating or tying a bow.
(b) He/she gently wipes a smear of cookie frosting off your cheek.
(c) You met 20 years ago in an echoing flashback but neither one of you remembers a thing about it...yet.
(d) Your sassy and eccentric best friend/wise old uncle/tipsy grandmother tricks you into spending time alone together.
(e) You end up in a car in a snowstorm with a stranger, far from home with no cell phone or ability to reach your family.*
*Note: Careful! If this is on Lifetime instead of Hallmark, it could be an abduction/ritual killing.
Finish the Hallmark Holiday Quiz and see how well you know the rules. On Huffington Post Comedy.
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