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You deserve a break today

7/27/2015

via NickMom

A haiku break! Doesn't that sound delightful? NickMom is expecting you, so stop by any time and put your feet up for a few (syllables).

Who died and made me king, anyway?

7/22/2015

Can I be blunt? Come find out on Blunt Moms, where I'm explaining what's wrong with America's laws and exactly how to fix them.

Speaking of America, what ever happened to the home of the brave? I'm mouthing off over on Lifetime Moms about what brave really means. Spoiler: probably not you.

Did you miss me?

7/17/2015

Here are a few Suburban Haiku you may have missed on Facebook or Twitter. Let's pay better attention, shall we?

To tell the truth

7/15/2015

What would it be like if your Instagram hashtags were...honest? Find out on NickMom.

Are you a hashtagging Instagrammer? Of course you are. Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your hashtags told the story of what was really going on in that gorgeous picture? Of course you didn't. But I did, on NickMom.

Nastiness

7/9/2015

What educational activities do you have planned this summer? Might I suggest some scientific observations?

Summer is gross, isn't it? Take, for instance, the baby pool. Or, as I like to call it, the instant ear infection factory. Click here to find out if I captured your favorite nickname for the most disgusting four inches of water ever invented over at NickMom.

Also offensive, apparently: the summer wedding. My goodness, aren't people worked up about guest lists! Since I love love love reminding people about their manners, I'm sharing the wisdom over on Lifetime Moms. You are invited to read it.