It happens every time, right? You try to sneak a quick stop at the grocery store after camp drop off but before hair and makeup and there she is. Precisely the buffed, polished, and perfectly coiffed “friend” you were trying to avoid. And her mother-in-law. Over on Lifetime Moms, I've got the Five Best Excuses for Why You Left the House Looking Like That. Read, memorize, be prepared. You're welcome. |  via Lifetime Moms |
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Has something been bothering you about the supposed "wife bonus"? Me too. Come join me In the Powder Room and we'll sort this thing out.   This catalog isn't the only thing that makes me look around for Candid Camera. On NickMom today, here are ten more genius ideas I'm pretty sure are just a joke on moms. They can't be serious, right?
 NickMom is gonna help you make it through this summer. We can do it!  My poor husband. When my kids were little, my daycare provider would make clucking noises whenever I mentioned him and say, "That poor man." I think it might have had something to do with my lack of domestic skills because sometimes when I picked up the kids, she would slip me a hot tin foil package of dinner for that poor man. So maybe I should just clean the house to celebrate Father's Day? Here's a status report on that front, on NickMom.
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Did You Hear?Hello, internet. People say I need to have a blog, so here it is. I think. Does this count?
Ye Olde ArchivesRemember when I read you haiku every weekday for a whole year? Good times.
January 2017
@suburbanhaiku is on twitter.Literally. I'm probably on there right now. It's embarrassing.
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