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Yay, sports.

4/29/2015

 
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So which one is it, soccer or baseball?
Today I'm breaking it down for you on NickMom: Should your kid play soccer or baseball? This is big people. A decision not to be taken lightly. HEED MY WARNINGS!

Ahem.

And remember, all that really matters is having fun.

It's a win-win, really.

4/28/2015

 
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Wait. Do we?

4/24/2015

 
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Humor me

4/20/2015

 
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Today I have a couple of cheeky items for you:
At the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, you can review my totally scientific* list of breastfeeding benefits you might not even have considered, but really, you should.
I also joined forces with the funny mom brigade at I Just Want to Pee Alone with a totally sincere* open letter to people who hurt my feelings on the internet. Because cyber life is hard, y'all.
*Lies.

Excuse me. I blurted.

4/16/2015

 
My high school señor is about to head off to college. Throughout his teenage years, I've been adhering to a parenting philosophy called Denial, in which I assume my precious angel will never touch girls, drugs or alcohol.

I acknowledge that this philosophy may have its weaknesses.
I'm over on Huffington Post Parents explaining my new parenting strategy in Blurts of Wisdom for My Son in case He Should Ever Take a Drink. Have any advice for me? Never mind. Too late.
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