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Songs of the suburbs

3/31/2014

 
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Bonus: It's only Monday, but I'm betting you're already behind on book gossip and chances to win.

Mom of the Year has a fun giveaway you totes need to check out. Find out how an entire pad of sticky notes was sacrificed in the writing of her review.

Funny is Family explains why her dog isn't a big fan of my book, and gives you a chance to win a copy even though she is being very selfish with hers.

And now for something completely different (but the same, because giveaway): The incomparable Wendi Aarons and I are giving you the lowdown in You're Almost Middle Aged! Questions About Your Changing Body. You can't handle the truth. Can you? 




Nanny state

3/28/2014

 
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Bonus: Did you know April is Poetry Month? Of course you didn't, but don't worry. I did and I have all kinds of hijinks planned for us.

Here's a sneak preview of our upcoming Instagram Poetry Month Book Party. I'm telling you now so you can get your book and be ready for Tuesday April 1. I've already seen some snaps and this is going to be so much fun. See ya next week! 


Homework, homework, give me a break!

3/27/2014

 
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Bonus: You guys. Today the magical Amber Dusick at Illustrated with Crappy Pictures posted a giveaway for my new book . . . And She Illustrated A Suburban Haiku. I know! I can't believe it either.

And if that weren't enough, writer, blogger, and BlogU presenter Kim Bongiorno has put together what might be the most suburban giveaway ever. Hint: Starbucks may be involved.

Thank you, ladies. Please excuse me. I need to go lie down. I don't know if I can take much more of this.


Now this is more my style

3/26/2014

 
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Bonus: I have a few updates on my continuing quest to take over the whole entire internet.

First, Anne Parris at Midlife Boulevard reviews the new book and compares me to Erma Bombeck. You can just click on over to see whether it's a favorable comparison. Or not.

Next up, Dana at Kiss My List asked me questions, and I answered, entirely in haiku. And if that's not enough to make you curious to click through, her teenage daughter comes through with an eyeroll and haiku smackdown.

Finally, Ann Imig, the force of nature behind Listen To Your Mother, is giving away a copy of the book to a lucky commenter on her hilarious Where I Live Wednesday linkup on Ann's Rants.

I think that'll do it, don't you?


Happy Pub Day To Me!

3/25/2014

 
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Bonus: So much to tell you about today! Suburban Haiku: Poetic Dispatches From Behind The Picket Fence is out today! This adorable little hardcover is shipping from Amazon, Barnes and Noble and other online retailers now, rolling out into stores soon. If you feel the need to save a tree or shelf space or whatevs, the Kindle, Nook, iBook, and Kobo versions are at the ready.

Not convinced? Alexandra Rosas at Good Day Regular People and  Mary McCarthy at Pajamas and Coffee have reviews and sneak peeks for you today.

And since it was so nice of you to read that commercial message, I have a little treat for you. Click on over to Ooph and enjoy my top ten teen haiku. If you have a teen, you need a laugh. I've got 'ya covered, haiku-wise.




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