Bonus: I’ve been thinking I really need to tell you about Science of Parenthood. These talented ladies have a knack for boiling the most frustrating and annoying moments of parenthood down to their very essence—and somehow making it funny every single time.

See what I mean? It’s kind of bugs me how fabulous they are. Anyhoo, it’s the perfect time to click over to check them out. You see, they’re having a first blog-birthday party and are giving three lucky winners goody bags—not crappy little plastic bags of plastic doodads, either. Mom swag. You can enter with one click, no strings attached. Simple and perfectly to the point, just like Science of Parenthood.