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Suburban Haiku

Welcome Wagon
Did You Hear?
In My Book
Enough About Me
What She Said

New Year, new me. (A girl can hope, can't she?)

1/2/2017

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Remember that time I accidentally wasted two months of my life scouring the internet for miracle beauty treatments?

Oh yeah, that just happened. I confess the whole mess over on Medium.

Christmas Past, a Present

12/19/2016

Let's be honest about parenting teenagers, shall we?

11/4/2016

College 101

9/7/2016

Welcome to college orientation for moms. I will be your instructor for this course, along with Alexandra Rosas. We'll laugh. We'll cry. We'll gain a few pounds. Let's get started. Here's your syllabus:

An Etiquette Guide to College Admissions News
A Little Moving
Blurts of Wisdom for My Son, in Case He Should Ever Take a Drink
27 Reasons I’m Crying After Dropping My Son Off At College
What Having a Kid Away at College is Truly Like
Advice for First-Time College Parents: Do Not Try This at Home
Advice from Moms: The Art of the “BlurtText”
Menu at the college campus ice creamery
Hey, Moms: Whatever Happened to All That “Girl Power” We Were Raised On?

And if elected, I shall...serve, I guess

8/16/2016

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Did you ever end up in a job by accident? It keeps happening to me, so I'm over at the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop to tell you about the Offices to which I Have Apparently Been Elected and Now Serve.

In other surprises, I turned up on the Today Parents funny Facebook parents roundup and the Huffington Post Parents funniest parenting tweet list. It is an honor to serve you ... the jokes.

Did You Hear?

Hello, internet. People say I need to have a blog, so here it is. I think. Does this count?

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