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New Year, new me. (A girl can hope, can't she?)

1/2/2017

 
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Remember that time I accidentally wasted two months of my life scouring the internet for miracle beauty treatments?

​Oh yeah, that just happened. I confess the whole mess over on Medium.

Christmas Past, a Present

12/19/2016

 

Let's be honest about parenting teenagers, shall we?

11/4/2016

 
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College 101

9/7/2016

 
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Welcome to college orientation for moms. I will be your instructor for this course, along with Alexandra Rosas. We'll laugh. We'll cry. We'll gain a few pounds. Let's get started. Here's your syllabus:
  • An Etiquette Guide to College Admissions News
  • ​A Little Moving
  • ​Blurts of Wisdom for My Son, in Case He Should Ever Take a Drink
  • 27 Reasons I’m Crying After Dropping My Son Off At College
  • What Having a Kid Away at College is Truly Like​
  • ​Advice for First-Time College Parents: Do Not Try This at Home
  • Advice from Moms: The Art of the “BlurtText”
  • Menu at the college campus ice creamery​
  • ​​Hey, Moms: Whatever Happened to All That “Girl Power” We Were Raised On?
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And if elected, I shall...serve, I guess

8/16/2016

 
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Did you ever end up in a job by accident? It keeps happening to me, so I'm over at the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop to tell you about the Offices to which I Have Apparently Been Elected and Now Serve. 

In other surprises, I turned up on the Today Parents funny Facebook parents roundup and the Huffington Post Parents funniest parenting tweet list. It is an honor to serve you ... the jokes.
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